Written in 2004, seems even more fitting to talk about today. Last week I was invited to a “Saturnalia.” I had to look it up. Webster says “saturnalia” is a synonym for “orgy,” which seems wildly optimistic for any soiree at which an overweight, middle-aged bald guy like me would be welcome. Either my invite was a careless mistake or I was really invited to a Christmas party whose host was indulging the modern trend to take the Christ out of Christmas.